Your Nerdy, Curvy Part-Time Girlfriend
A well written email is my preferred method for securing your first reservation. Please provide as much information as possible within the first email in order to complete the screening process as quickly as possible. You may also fill out my contact form or send a polite introductory text.
Please, no phone calls.
Please introduce yourself, give screening info and a location, preferred date, time, and desired duration of booking.
Screening is non-negotiable.
For screening, please provide at least one of the following
A link to your LinkedIn profile with full legal name and photo or a business website where your full name and contact information is shown.
An email from your work email account with professional signature (I will provide a discreet email address not listed in ads/websites for you to send this to)
A current photo of yourself and photo of your work ID with picture and/or a photo of your business card.
A current photo of yourself and valid ID (feel free to block out all but your full name and DOB)
More information always helps, makes me more comfortable, and will expedite the screening process.
If you require end to end encryption, please text with the signal app. Note: I no longer have a protonmail account.
I prefer you to leave the fee for my time in an unsealed envelope in the restroom, you may invite me to freshen up.
Do NOT attempt to hand cash directly to me.
If our date begins in public, please place the fee in a magazine, card, or small gift bag and present it to me within the first ten to fifteen minutes of our date.
This will always be handled discreetly.
There may be times when you would like me to stay longer,
if I have no other engagements, I would love to stay!
Please familiarize yourself with my rates in advance so that you can make adjustments on your own.
Payment will be expected at the beginning of any
DO NOT discuss the rate with me prior to OR during
our visit; my rates are clearly outlined on my
Rates are non-negotiable.
Conversations attempting to barter are not only unappreciated nor accommodated, they will also be ended immediately.
I always appreciate a short text or email,
thanking me for a lovely time.
To book another date with me, I will not need to re-screen you unless you have asked me to delete your info. Simply send a text or email with the day/time/place of our last date and the contact info you used to book if it has changed.
If you happen to see me in public while shopping, etc. and I'm not out with you specifically; please extend the courtesy of not approaching me to talk and I will also extend the same to you. I may be there with family or friends and it can be very awkward to be placed in that situation.
Reviews and Referrals
If you would like to show your appreciation,
you may leave a tasteful review for me on my preferred review site. Please keep it clean.
I am happy to give referrals for established friends that I have seen in the past 12 months.
Please send an email to let me know that you will be using me as a reference and to expect an email from your provider; this helps me give your reference as quickly and easily as possible.
As a safe and respected provider, I do have limitations to my services offered.
I will not compromise my health or safety.
Crossing boundaries will not be tolerated and may result in immediate termination of your encounter.
Please review my guidelines or links for more information.
Hygiene & Preparation
When I arrive, please be freshly showered with fresh breath
and trimmed nails.
I spend quite a bit of time preparing for our date so I can be absolutely perfect for you and do expect the same in return.
If we are spending time together in public for dinner, etc. - please dress commendably. I will be dressed like a lady and will expect to be greeted by a gentleman.